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For the Creative Strategist Role

The First Creative Strategist
You Actually Want
To Hire.

I'm Anna Thundergun. I've built the campaigns behind billionaires β€” and the supplement brands trying to catch them. Now I want to build for GrΓΌns.

🐻 Comprehensive creative strategy, made delicious.
1M+ Leads
In 30 Days
(One campaign. On clockwork.)
$35M β†’ $190M
Front-End to Annual
Waterfall Revenue
1,000+
Creatives Per Campaign
Across 8 Simultaneous Launches
πŸ“– The Real Story

For almost a decade, I was the only campaign manager behind Tony Robbins, Sage Robbins, and Dean Graziosi β€” simultaneously. Eight campaigns running at once. Over 1,000 creatives per launch. The Time to Rise campaign alone generated 1M+ opt-ins, $35M on the front end, and waterfalls to $190M+ annually. It still runs on clockwork.

But here's what I think matters more for GrΓΌns: I've scaled supplement brands before. I took RealDose Nutrition from $0 to $1.4M/month with 330K global customers. I led marketing for Danette May's wellness brand from $7M to $22M. I've spoken at health and wellness summits and led strategy for brands where the product actually has to work β€” not just sell.

I took a year off to write a book and be intentional about what's next. I'm choosing GrΓΌns β€” not because I need a job, but because I believe in what you're building.

I also noticed you're backed by Pltfrm Ventures β€” the same firm behind MrBeast's Feastables. I've built campaigns for MrBeast too. I know what it takes to scale creator-driven brands that are playful and credible at the same time.

Your brand gets it right: comprehensive should be simple. One thing that does everything, done well. That's exactly how I build campaigns β€” and exactly why I want to build them for you.

🎯 What's In The Pack

8 Core Capabilities. One Hire.

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Creative Direction
15+ years crafting conversion-focused campaigns that actually convert
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Performance Data
nCAC, CTR, scroll-stop rate β€” I speak fluent spreadsheet
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Script Writing
Compelling video scripts from concept to completion
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Video Production
End-to-end oversight with editors & creators
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Platform Fluency
Meta, YouTube, TikTok β€” native strategies for each
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Creator Management
Influencer sourcing & whitelisted content coordination
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A/B Testing
Data-driven iteration & optimization obsession
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Cross-Channel Copy
Email, SMS, web β€” cohesive voice everywhere
πŸ“ˆ The Proof

Results. Not RΓ©sumΓ© Fluff.

1M+ opt-ins
in 30 days
Time to Rise 2025. $35M front-end β†’ $190M+ annual waterfall. 1,000+ creatives. Still runs on clockwork.
Evergreen Engine
$7M β†’ $22M
wellness brand
Danette May. Paid media, affiliates, chatbot funnels. Grew Facebook from 10K to 1M+ followers in 12 months.
Health & Wellness
557% ROI
in 3 weeks
Charfen Black Friday. $5K spend. Exceeded goal by 183%. Built 5-tier product ladder in 60 days.
Campaign Performance
8 campaigns
simultaneously
Only campaign manager for Tony, Sage, AND Dean. UPW, Date With Destiny, Business Mastery, Results Coaching, RPM, and more.
Scale & Complexity
10% β†’ 39%
email open rates
Smile Virtual. Taught 100+ dentists lead gen on Instagram. Grew webinar registrations 62% in 90 days.
Full Funnel
Currently
Go! Go! Captain β€” Founder & Lead Strategist (16 years)
Advising high-performers, founders, and marketing teams who've outgrown hustle and need structure that scales. Creator of the Digital Gardening methodology β€” sustainable systems that replace extraction tactics with growth engines that actually last.
πŸ“š The Angry Strategist

Case Studies That Actually Matter for GrΓΌns

I write about what I build. Here's proof that isn't just a PDF.

πŸ“– More case studies and strategy breakdowns at The Angry Strategist on Substack β†’
🐻 The Alignment

Why This Is The Fit

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I've Scaled Supplement Brands Before

RealDose Nutrition: $0 to $1.4M/month. Danette May: $7M to $22M. I know what it takes to market products that actually have to deliver β€” not just convert.

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I Speak Performance AND Brand

nCAC, scroll-stop rate, CPL optimization β€” yes. But also: playful copy that doesn't feel like an ad. I've spent 15+ years proving performance and personality multiply each other.

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I Know Your Investor's Playbook

Pltfrm Ventures backed Feastables. I've built campaigns for MrBeast. I understand creator-driven brands that need to scale fast without losing their soul.

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I'm Choosing This

I took a year off to write a book and decide what's next. I'm not looking for any job β€” I'm looking for a brand I believe in. GrΓΌns is that brand.

Let's Make Something People
Actually Want To Watch.

I'm ready to be the creative ingredient GrΓΌns needs to win on shelf and scroll. Let's talk.

πŸ“© Let's Connect
πŸ“ Phoenix, AZ β†’ NYC-ready tonight
πŸ’Ό linkedin.com/in/annathundergun
βœ‰οΈ annathundergun@aol.com
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